Nov 24, 2022
Qatar’s a human rights issue for pundits… they are ‘right’ to do TV there
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AVERT your gaze, faint damsels. There’s something the BBC thinks you’re too sensitive to watch.
Something involving Morgan Freeman, a member of the South Korean boyband BTS and a couple of camels.7Auntie could have got Alan, Gary and the rest of the gang to stay at home and cover the tournament from ManchesterCredit: BBC Sport 7'Homosexuality,' Gary pointed out, 'is illegal here. ' Just as homosexuality was illegal in England when it hosted the tournament in 1966, GaryCredit: Getty 7Never one to miss an opportunity to virtue-signal, however, Alex Scott launched into a bleeding heart diatribe about Gianni Infantino’s salary and migrant workers that included a quote from Nelson Mandela,
No. Not that.
It’s the opening ceremony of the 2022 World Cup, from Qatar, a country that almost everyone agrees should never have been allowed to host the tournament, on account of corruption and human rights abuses.
Whether this was the reason why the BBC didn’t let us watch Morgan and his camels, or allow three of its commentators to perform Wilson, Keppel & Betty’s desert sand dance, in deep and reverent honour of the Islamic peninsula, I cannot tell you.
The Beeb rarely feels the need to explain these things to its licence-payers.Po-faced lecture
Instead of the opening ceremony and football chat, though, we were presented with a charge sheet by Gary Lineker: “Ever since Fifa chose Qatar, the smallest nation to have hosted football’s greatest competition has faced some big questions, from accusations of corruption to the treatment of migrant workers who built the stadiums where many lost their lives.
“Homosexuality,” he continued, “is illegal here.”
Just as homosexuality was illegal in England when it hosted the tournament in 1966.
Intuition tells me, though, that no matter how much the BBC loves judging and trampling all over the past, that particular World Cup won’t be written out of history.Most read in NewsCOVID CRISIS China faces 'critical' Covid crisis as 400MILLION people plunged into lockdownBREAK-ROOM AMBUSH Walmart 'shooter' laughs with coworkers in chilling vid before rampageHOLIDAY HORROR 2 dead & 16 hurt as 'stolen car slams into 7 vehicles' in holiday crash'KILLER' IN COURT Shock pics of nightclub 'shooter' revealed after dad's sick comment
Similar instincts also lead me to think that if Harry Kane lifts the trophy on December 18, an estimated 6,500 dead migrant workers will be consigned to the footnotes of this tainted tournament’s history in the minds of nearly all senior BBC executives, whose compassion is almost certainly results-dependent.
Still, if the BBC’s lecture had begun and ended with Gary’s opening statement, I don’t think viewers would’ve been quite so disgruntled as they were by the end of Sunday evening’s broadcast, because Gary wasn’t the only one in serious mode.
He was joined in Doha by Alan Shearer, Alex Scott and Ashley Williams.
Back in the BBC studios, we had news heavyweights, like Jeremy Bowen, on hand to answer the question: “How significant is it for this tournament to be taking place in the Middle East?” “It’s massive.” Thanks, Jeremy.
Before he cleared that one up, though, we were subjected to an incredibly po-faced lecture from reporter Ros Atkins, who took a forensic look at migrant worker deaths and warned us the carbon footprint of this tournament could be anywhere between 3.6million and 10million tonnes.
There was, of course, an obvious and easy way of alleviating a significant chunk of this pollution.
Auntie could have got Alan, Gary and the rest of the gang to stay at home and cover the tournament from Manchester.
An entirely sensible move that would have also stopped cynics like me pointing out that the moment the BBC should have stopped lecturing about the evils of a process was the exact second it decided to become part of that process.
But, no, mob-handed and smug as ever, the BBC has decided it must be on the ground in Qatar while still imagining itself to be mysteriously above everything and everyone.
Some credit, however, must go to Lineker who did at least raise the thorny question of “hypocrisy”.
Wisely, Shearer and Williams kept their counsel.
Never one to miss an opportunity to virtue-signal, however, Alex Scott launched into a bleeding heart diatribe about Gianni Infantino’s salary and migrant workers that included a quote from Nelson Mandela, which will have meant nothing much to anyone except herself.
But it was enough to prompt Lineker into asking: “Why are you here?”
“I love my job,” came the telling reply from Alex, who without this gig would be down to the bare bones of The One Show, Children In Need, Football Focus, The Tournament, The Games, Sports Personality Of The Year, The Wheel and dozens of other essential cameos.
It’s a “me-first” approach that isn’t unique to Alex, of course.
For as the hastily abandoned plan to wear one-love armbands demonstrated, it’s the grating contradiction that lies at the heart of almost every woke cultist on the planet and winds up the rest of us no end.
’Cos there’s no gesture so empty they won’t make it and no genuine self-sacrifice so small it won’t make them go: “Hang on a second. What about me?”
INCIDENTALLY, in terms of deaf sub-titles, the most helpful World Cup performer so far has been Saad Al-Sheeb, who prompted this screen legend to appear: “That was more comfortable for our sheep in the Qatar goal.”
All other examples gratefully received.Finally it's really celebs 7ITV finally threw significant money at some brilliant bookings – Hancock, Boy George and Chris MoylesCredit: DIGITAL/EROTEME.CO.UK
IT was letters from home day on Sunday’s I’m A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here!.
Jill Scott got one from partner Shelly, telling her: “There’s a flat white coffee waiting for you.”
Zara Tindall told husband Mike she and the family were missing “Papa hugs”.
And Matt Hancock received one from his constituency chairman telling him to: “Get your showboating ar*e back here now, you feckless moron.”
But only in my own imagination.
In reality, he just got some gooey blah from his squeeze Gina Coladangelo that went down like one of Ant and Dec’s Bum & Cola cocktails at the Bushtucker Trial’s Speakeasy.
That aside, though, I have almost nothing but praise to offer this year’s series, where ITV finally threw significant money at some brilliant bookings – Hancock, Boy George and Chris Moyles – instead of an ITV2 spin-off show that you probably hadn’t even noticed was missing.
It paid massively entertaining dividends and in the process taught us that however much the public resent Matt Hancock, they hate the empty virtue- signalling of people like Charlene White and Boy George far more.
The icing on the cake this year was the return of that beautiful jungle canopy, the outstanding performance of the hosts and the fact it remains the only show on television where you’re ever going to hear these words, from Dec: “Did you see the relief when Matt Hancock realised the vagina wasn’t that big?”
I did. And it was huge.Unexpected morons in the bagging area
TIPPING Point, Ben Shephard: “How many minutes are there in half an hour?”
The Wheel, Michael McIntyre: “Name a country where Spanish is the official language.”
Gloria Hunniford: “Portugal.”
Celebrity Mastermind, Clive Myrie: “The Latin phrase Per Ardua Ad Astra – Through Adversity To The Stars – is the motto of which one of the British Armed Forces?”
David O’Doherty: “Tottenham Hotspur.”
(In association with TalkSPORT’s Andy Jacobs)Egomaniac of the month 7Adam Hills... a Massive Bell End?Credit: Reuters
THE Last Leg’s Adam Hills who said: “A lot of things happened while we were off, but I think it’s fair to say this is the big one.
“I don’t know if you know, I got a couple of letters – an M, a B and an E.”
Making him a Massive Bell End.7Charlene White... 'I’m strong, I’m confident, I’m loved'.Credit: Rex
GREAT I’m A Celebrity. . . lies and delusions of the week.
Seann Walsh: “Owen is such a wise young man and he’s really articulate.”
Fat DJ Chris Moyles: “I’m the greatest broadcaster of my generation but most people know me as the fat DJ.”
And Charlene White: “I’m strong, I’m confident, I’m loved, as Boy George says.” Yeah, and he’s wrong as well.
CLARIFICATION: Re Wednesday night’s Deals On Wheels dingo dollar challenge, where I’m A Celeb had Matt Hancock and Mike Tindall, who said: “We’ve got two helmets with spikes.”
You’ve got one helmet. And Mike Tindall.
THIS week’s “hell-of-a-guy” is comedian Frank Skinner who told The One Show: “The best football I’ve ever seen an England football team play was this summer and it was the Lionesses.”
He doesn’t mean a word of it, obviously.
But, in Frank’s own head, he’s clearly one “hell-of- a-guy”.Great sporting insights
PAUL MERSON: “England have 11 on the pitch that could beat their own 11 on the pitch.”
Lee Hendrie: “Sterling always produces but he doesn’t always.” And Mark Robins: “Viktor is one of a kind and there aren’t many like him around.”
(Compiled by Graham Wray)
WORLD Cup Mystic Meg of the week is obviously Alex Scott for this uncanny prediction about England’s opening game against Iran: “It’s not going to be an easy game. They’re up against a team that are so well-drilled and organised tactically, for us to break them down is going to be hard.”TV Gold
LEO WOODALL’S Joey Essex-based performance as Jack in The White Lotus (Sky Atlantic).
A joyfully irreverent episode of Blankety Blank ending with a bloke in a wheelchair winning a tent, sleeping bag and game of Swingball.
The Welsh red wall giving a spine-tingling World Cup rendition of Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau. And David Baddiel nailing all the right people, including Corbyn’s Labour Party, on his brilliant Channel 4 documentary Jews Don’t Count, where he also gave a face-to-face Fantasy Football apology to striker Jason Lee, which didn’t take as long as Pope John Paul II’s sorry note to Galileo (359 years), but it was definitely more awkward.Read More on The SunHANDY HACK I'm a savvy shopper…a £1 B&M hack makes a Christmas tree look great without faffLOCK HERE You've been brushing your hair wrong & it's making you bald there's an easy tip Lookalike of the week 7Fifa oddball Gianni Infantino and cartoon Karl Pilkington
THIS week’s winner is Fifa oddball Gianni “I feel gay” Infantino and the cartoon version of Karl Pilkington. Emailed in by Richie James.
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Pasta la vista! Hilarious moment Minnesota girl slips on ice as she walks out of her front door - and dumps her bowl of lunch over her head
The girl, who goes by Charlie, was walking outside her Bloomington, Minnesota home when she fell outside her front door. She was seen with white crocs with one hand and an open bowl of pasta in the other.
Charlie wore a white sweatshirt and was heading to meet her father in the car before she headed around her driveway in defeat and a hair filled with noodles.
'Oh my god,' a man said while walking out the door seconds later to find traces of pasta on the floor. 'Where did she go?'
Charlie was walking outside her Minnesota home with crocs in one hand and spaghetti in the other when she slipped on ice
Footage captured the moment the teenager accidently tossed the pasta on herself while heading to the car to meet her father
Charlie dropped the bowl in disbelief and paused for a moment
The video has since gone viral since Charlie's mom posted it online. People on social media reacted to the hilarious video that has gotten more than 180,000 likes on TikTok.
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'At that point I'm staying home,' another added.
'All plans would be cancelled.'
Some took pity on the girl whose day they assumed would be ruined, especially after she stained her white sweatshirt with spaghetti sauce.
'Honestly, you can stay home,' one person wrote.
'That would've been my last strike.'
Others questioned why the girl had her food in an open container to begin.
'Why [was she] walking out with an entire bowl of spaghetti OPENED?'
'In what world do you leave the house with a bowl of hot spaghetti.'
Another added: 'That's what you get for a spaghetti breakfast.'
Charlie was seen walking around her driveway in defeat while leaving a trail of pasta behind. The video has since gone viral on social media
Some commenters shared their own embarrassing moments.
'My freshman year in college, on the first day of classes at approximately 7:40am, a bird sh*t on my head,' one person wrote. 'I just went back to my dorm for the day.'
Another person responded: 'Same thing happened to me on the beach one time, but it was on [my] forehead because I was tanning. Hated seagulls ever since.'
'It's happened to me before after a long day at work,' one person said.